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Listen up losers, I am running two small penis humiliation phone sex specials. These are ONLY valid with me, the other girls probably are too busy laughing at your little cocks to bother reading my posts, after all, and who can blame them, I stop dead in my tracks and certainly can’t multi task when I am on a small penis call, especially when pictures or webcam is involved, I love to see that little pathetic pecker, make you tie knee socks on your balls, and make you yank on that fucking pathetic cock, just to see if it’ll actually grow a bit (I especially love when you print out my pictures to cum on, that’s the closest you losers will get to my body, is me on paper).

But I digress! My small penis humiliation phone sex specials are as follows: if you are a brand spanking NEW caller to the service (you haven’t called the company at all), just mention this little dick blog, and I will give you five free minutes with any paid call (not to be combined with other specials, remember you should be pleased to be tributing your Mistress, after all, this is simply a holiday special treat for you losers, I could use some hilarious entertainment at your expense during this spooky season after all!) If you are a PREVIOUS caller to any of the girls at the service, I’ll give you five free minutes too, but at a PRICE. You are special, and you deserve a special task. I want you to go buy yourself a pumpkin from the grocery store (I mean, what wife will be suspicious of THAT, tis the season after all!). And you know what you’re going to do with that pumpkin? You’re going to fuck it. Yep. Stick your tiny little dick straight into those pumpkin guts, haha! It’s probably the only sex you’ve had in a while anyway, it’s not like your wife wants to fuck you. Do that for me, e-mail me the picture

Happy Halloween, losers!

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