{"id":982,"date":"2023-08-30T11:27:36","date_gmt":"2023-08-30T15:27:36","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/weeniephonesex.com\/wordpress\/?p=982"},"modified":"2023-08-20T14:13:10","modified_gmt":"2023-08-20T18:13:10","slug":"you-have-to-be-kidding-me-weenie-phone-sex","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/weeniephonesex.com\/wordpress\/you-have-to-be-kidding-me-weenie-phone-sex\/","title":{"rendered":"You Have To Be Kidding Me, Weenie Phone Sex"},"content":{"rendered":"

\""small<\/a>Weenie Phone Sex<\/a> with Super Sexy Leah\u00a0 Really? You have got to be kidding me. That is all you have to offer me? How can you ever get anything but weenie phone sex<\/strong>? I could not believe it when you put my hand on your cock while we were making out on my bed and there was nothing there! I have to say that after moving my hand all over and just feeling a teeny bump I wondered if you were really a girl! I mean I had to make you stand up, turn on the light and get undressed just so I could make sure and sure enough you are a guy. Well, sorta! I mean if you can call that little micro weenie between your legs a penis then yeah, your a guy.<\/p>\n

I think I was a good sport, I mean I did try and have sex with you but really what could I do? I couldn’t feel anything. I had to keep asking if it was in and then I couldn’t help but laugh at the whole situation! Did you really, really expect me to take you seriously? I just couldn’t do that anymore. I had to push you off me. I mean really that little peenie was doing nothing for me so what do you expect? I did have to laugh at your crestfallen face when I reached for my big dildo to fuck myself with. I just needed to cum and your little was not going to do the job. Hey, at least I let you jerk off your little, micro dick. You should be used to that since I bet you call up for little dick phone sex<\/a> all the time. Be happy with that!<\/strong><\/p>\n

Leah\u00a0 \u00a01-877-368-7505<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Weenie Phone Sex with Super Sexy Leah\u00a0 Really? You have got to be kidding me. That is all you have to offer me? How can you ever get anything but… <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4,3,9,1],"tags":[57,47,19],"class_list":["post-982","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-little-dick-phone-sex","category-small-penis-humiliation","category-tiny-cock-humiliation-phone-sex","category-phone-humiliation-humiliation-phone-sex","tag-little-dick-phone-sex","tag-micro-dick-phone-sex","tag-weenie-phone-sex"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/weeniephonesex.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/982","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/weeniephonesex.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/weeniephonesex.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/weeniephonesex.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/weeniephonesex.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=982"}],"version-history":[{"count":8,"href":"http:\/\/weeniephonesex.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/982\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4019,"href":"http:\/\/weeniephonesex.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/982\/revisions\/4019"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/weeniephonesex.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=982"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/weeniephonesex.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=982"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/weeniephonesex.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=982"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}