{"id":901,"date":"2023-09-19T10:48:19","date_gmt":"2023-09-19T14:48:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/weeniephonesex.com\/wordpress\/?p=901"},"modified":"2023-09-15T12:16:45","modified_gmt":"2023-09-15T16:16:45","slug":"humiliation-awaits-you","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/weeniephonesex.com\/wordpress\/humiliation-awaits-you\/","title":{"rendered":"Humiliation awaits you"},"content":{"rendered":"

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The one guarantee that you have with your little penis<\/a> is that every time, without fail, when you pull it out of your pants and show it to me, I will burst into laughter. I can’t help it! That thing is just so freaking tiny, I could easily snip that little dick off, without even meaning to! Just one little tiny nibble, and you’d wind up being a freaking eunich<\/a>! What the hell is that thing, anyway? There is no way it can be a penis! It looks like a penis, I guess, only a hell of a lot smaller! I just can’t get over the fascination I have with your little dick.<\/p>\n

Your small penis<\/a> is the most hilarious thing in the world to me. Even the greatest comics in the world could never come up with a joke nearly as hilarious as your teeny little weenie. You were definitely given the short end of the stick when you were created, literally! What the hell is that little dick good for, anyway? Other than my absolute pure entertainment, I can’t think of a single thing. I mean,\u00a0I wouldn’t even feel that little cock if it was inside of me, so we best not even bother. I’ll laugh so hard at your little winky, I’ll have to really try to control myself so I don’t pee my own panties!<\/p>\n

If you have the smallest weenie in the world<\/a> prove it by calling me and showing me! Jennifer 1-877-368-7505<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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