{"id":169,"date":"2011-03-16T22:12:00","date_gmt":"2011-03-16T22:12:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/weeniephonesex.com\/wordpress\/?p=169"},"modified":"2014-10-08T02:02:56","modified_gmt":"2014-10-08T06:02:56","slug":"what-a-pathetic-dick","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/weeniephonesex.com\/wordpress\/what-a-pathetic-dick\/","title":{"rendered":"What A Pathetic Dick!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Just this past weekend, a friend of mine hooked me up on a blind date with a coworker of hers. We went out to dinner and a movie, your typical date. It went great, we had so much fun talking at dinner, we had a ton in common. Toward the end of the movie, we started making out, our hands wandered around (over the clothes, of course, those places have cameras, but that&#8217;s a story for another time). My hand moved down his belly, onto his crotch, and even through his pants I could tell he had a <a href=\"http:\/\/www.weeniephonesex.com\/\">pathetic dick<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>I couldn&#8217;t help myself, even though his tongue was firmly lodged in my mouth, I started giggling. I pushed him away playfully, on his chest, kissed him on the cheek, and walked out in search of some\u00a0<a href=\"http:\/\/www.weeniephonesex.com\/weeniephonesexgirls.htm\">big cock<\/a>. Sorry, sweetie, but if you want to get into my pants, you need to be packing a big cock, I don&#8217;t want something that I can&#8217;t feel! When my girl friend called me up the next day, and said he was asking about what happened, why I left, he really liked me, I told her about his needle dick. She burst out laughing, and has since told all of her other coworkers. Now everyone knows, and they can never keep a straight face around him!<\/p>\n<p>Want to talk to a <a href=\"http:\/\/www.weeniephonesex.com\/weeniephonesexgirlEva.htm\">cock tease<\/a>\u00a0like me? Then call me, Eva, at<\/p>\n<p>1-877-368-7505<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Just this past weekend, a friend of mine hooked me up on a blind date with a coworker of hers. We went out to dinner and a movie, your typical&hellip; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-169","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-phone-humiliation-humiliation-phone-sex"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/weeniephonesex.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/169","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/weeniephonesex.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/weeniephonesex.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/weeniephonesex.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/weeniephonesex.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=169"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"http:\/\/weeniephonesex.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/169\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1809,"href":"http:\/\/weeniephonesex.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/169\/revisions\/1809"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/weeniephonesex.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=169"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/weeniephonesex.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=169"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/weeniephonesex.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=169"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}